VARIOUS ARTISTS: DON'T HUNT WHAT YOU CAN'T KILL
3 x CD L. White Records LW-004 [2002]
Ltd x 500

Anenzephalia: Voice Of Freedom
Murderous Vision: Random Attack
Drape Excrement: Meinungsmacht
Dødsdømd: Poultry House Mayhem
DJK: War Against You
Axon Neuron / Vagwa: Radio Message 1970
Dresden 45: Future Is Empty
Sickness: Who Is Prey?
Anon: Plus Vote With A Bullet
SRP: Magische Nation
Government Alpha: Underdogs
Strom.ec: Truth Will Triumph
Virologic: Worm-Tunnel

Rasthof Dachau: Lines Of Deception
Azoikum: Gainesville Dementia
... Today, I'm Dead: One For Me
Blank Banner: Vertilgung
Sektor: Fraktal
The Grey Wolves: Fightpath To Allah
Industriepalast & SK: Arsenjunkie
Napalmed: Komblex 5.
Sektion B: Crimetime (Short Remix)
Atrax Morgue: Nerveshatter 2
Alienlovers In Amagasaki Pneumatic Bowl
Thorofon: Otaku In Bloodlust (4-8 Bit Version)
Taint: Needing
Grunt: Anyone
C.O. Caspar: Hulls Weg Im Nebel

Phosgen: Everyday Madness
Ex.Order: Desert Eagle
Human Destructur: Woreship Frequencies
Irikarah: Kontrolle
Krieger: Saat Braucht Licht
PTT: Surviving & Copulating
Skin Crime: Survive The Night
Survival Unit: In Razor Wire Orchards & Bar Code Reefs
Propergol: RDX
Wutanes Heer: Alchemica Pugna
Lefthandeddecision: Blind
Streicher: Royal Household Cavalry Sonata

Saturday morning down old London town and Cockney Cunt is setting up his stall to flog his latest bulk buy acquisition. We eavesdrop on his selling technique:

"…Alwight girls n boys…cum on ap…cum on ap…look wot I’ve gothcha this week…a fackin brill CD…yes luv I know youse didn’t hav em in the war…stoopid fack…go wiv the times gal…looksee…This…this…is the fackin dogs bollocks…I’ve only gotcha the crème de la fackin crème of Industrial noise kulture…all in wun fackin package…I aint selling youse wun CD…I aint selling youse two CDs…nah…I’m fackin selling youse free CDs for the fackin price of wun…fackin bargain of the year…free fackin CDs…luv a fackin duck…oose on it…ooose fackin on it…oose not fackin on it more like…uve got SRP, Government Alpha, Virologic, Sickness, Drape Excrement, Today I’m Dead…u fackin wish luv…hur, hur…The Grey Wolves, Atrax Morgue, Taint, Grunt…there’s more…fackin much more…Ex.Order, Skin Crime, Propergol, Streicher, Survival Unit, Wutanes Heer…forget the fackin war luv…let bygones be bygones…fack me…Napalmed, Irkarah, Anon Plus…course u aint heard of em luv…youse a fackin Ceelon Deelon fackin fan aintcha…nah u see…this pak is for the discerning con-oo-sur of fackin noise music…40 fackin different acts…40 fackin pieces of extreme music and power electronics…fackin luvly jubbly…course its fackin good…fackin better than that u cant…u’ll get rehoused by the fackin council if youse play it too loud…fuckin bangin stuff…course they fackin swear on sum of the songs…but ooh gives a fack eh…cum on…free for the price of wun…fackin bargain…be fuckin different luv…show ur class…if youse don’t like it youse can bring it back…don’t worry ur sweet brown bread…youse got the Cockney Cunt promise on this facker…you’ll fackin luv it…buy wun for all your fackin family…fackin luvly stuff…the Queen mam wooda ad wun if she weren’t bleedin dead…Gawd bless her…fack me luv…any more fackin questions and I’d fink youse be a rozzer…nah it’s not all fackin loud stuff…there’s a fackin mix of styles…sum facking quiet…kinda…and sum fackin…LOUD…gottcha there dahling…an sum hav got samples…samples luv…nut fackin urine samples dahling…youse taking the fackin piss aintcha…fackin listen will ya…deaf cant…so cum on…free for fackin wun…wot youse waiting for…buy of the fackin century.

With that we leave Cockney Cunt to his sales patter whilst clutching our own copy fervently to our chests. Various Terrorists - "Don’t Hunt What You Can’t Kill" is exactly as that cockney cunt described.

Disclaimer…Cockney Cunt bulk bought his supply from a dodgy geezer at the Spitting Brown Duck pub down the Old Kent road. You may have to pay more for a copy than he was selling them for. Still worth every extra penny spent though.


ANM


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