THE SPINE OVERSHADOWED BY THE ROPE
CD: Triumvirate 
That Break The Teeth
wish I could write eloquently. To be able to compose flowery prose is
an ambition I've yet to achieve. I even have a Thesaurus but I'm fucked
if I'm going to use it. The yobbish approach to wordplay works for me.
Keep it simple. Keep it short. That's my mantra. Here's my latest example.
rock. "TSOBTR" fuckin rocks. I spit on your grave Byron.
Of course this approach is never good enough. You must add more information
so visitors to the site can decide whether or not to buy the CD you are
reviewing I'm told. "Fuck them" I say. Meekly, and through clenched
teeth, I'm forced to comply. Track one is a mix from track two of the
CD with added parts from the release "The Grey Subaudible"
as sound sources. And it fuckin rocks. Track two was recorded live in
the U S of fuckin A. And it fuckin rocks. What you get for your hard earned
dosh are two huge slabs of sludge noise from the bowels of Hell. The soundtrack
to your worst personal nightmare. Total aural blitzkrieg with a tune thrown
in at the end for good measure. A jackboot to the nads. Noise distortion
hounds rejoice. There's a new band in town. And they fuckin rock. Something
You bet. Perspicacious tumult for the hoi polloi. Look it fuckin up numpty
[Nothing] / [Triumvirate]
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